Video games have a certain way of eliciting some of the best, and simultaneously the worst insults I’ve ever heard. Sometimes they’ll spark a good laugh, other times they’re downright savage. Every now and again you’ll hear a NSFW insult that makes you open your eyes a bit wider and think to yourself: “What did I just hear!?”.
Here are the funniest, most savage, and NSFW insults gamers have heard online.
Funny Video Game Insults
These are just downright funny. Nothing too brutal, something you could laugh at, even at the expense of a teammate. Go ahead and steal one for yourself.
“Even Noah and his ark can’t carry these animals” HypersensitivePotato
“Please go afk, we might just win”u/Capital2
“You’re like mister potato head but you forgot to put your eyes on”u/MrTrt
“don’t worry, no one is good on their first game”u/krastevitsa
“Do I need to write down some notes so you can study them a bit to keep from embarrassing yourself this much?”u/HookDragger
“ARE YOUR F***ING EYES PAINTED ON????”u/Tennents_N_Grouse
“Your teammate must be a garbage man because he’s great at carrying trash”u/Mr_Engineering
“My guy, can you put down the tv remote and play with your controller we are trying to win here.”u/ddog0606
“Looks like he is trying to play with oven mits on”u/Trajans_
“I’m so sorry for whatever I did to deserve you on my team, but I still have faith we can turn this around. It’s called ‘Garbage can’ not ‘garbage can’t'” u/Cheez-ly
“F*** you, your mother buys you Megablocks instead of Legos.”u/Shaharlazaad
“Look, I tried to go easy on you, but at this point I may as well just set the controller down and watch. You’ll still lose.”u/ThisWasAValidName
Savage Video Game Insults
These might hurt some feelings, but that’s the intention isn’t it? They’re also good at pissing the other player off, perhaps even triggering a ragequit.
“If the child worker could see how bad you use the controller he made, he would throw himself out of the sweat shop”u/Fernando_357
“You’re the reason that I’m pro-choice.”u/KawlN
“Hey it’s like 1 o clock, don’t you have work or something? Don’t you have a family to support??”u/YugLee
“I wish you’d lose weight so that there’s less of you”u/Youraveragedumbass9
“i bet you look like you were drawn with my left hand”u/ScottyyB
“I’d say your aim is cancer but cancer actually kills.”u/Hank___Scorpio
NSFW Video Game Insults
We’ve all heard our fair share of NSFW insults while playing a video game. And usually it’s from the least qualified individuals if you know what I mean. It’s best not to engage with these people for your own sanity.
“The only action you get is when your fingers slips through the toilet paper”u/Costanza_Travelling
“I just beat your a** so hard that you will need to change your pronouns to was/were”u/legend_of_wiker
“You guys must have vaginas for hands because y’all are playing like a bunch of p*****s”u/TheDrCharlie
“My mother is a pile of ashes and she’s still wetter than any girl in your proximity”u/Peng_Jia
“Your Mom has upside down triangle titties.”u/majestic-m00se
Even More Video Game Insults
Looking for even more insults or comebacks for when someone talks trash in your favorite video game? Check out these two posts on Reddit for even more outrageous and hilarious insults.
What is the most SAVAGE insult you’ve heard while playing a video game?
Online gamers of reddit, what was the funniest insult you ever received?